OMFG...
Oh my fucking god...
I'm just a little speechless right now. Just a little...
I think I might have just seen the trailer to the worst movie of 2006. The worst.
Let's play a game. Let's play it right now. It's called "Think up the worst, most unfilmable plot possible." Try it. See what you can come up with.
Done that?
Ok, now let's compare your idea of the worst storyline possible to the storyline found in Sleeping Dogs Lie, some independent movie from Roadside Attractions and Samuel Golwyn Films. See if you find any similarities.
In Sleeping Dogs Lie, there's this woman who is madly in love with this guy. And they want to get married. But then they get all obsessed with honesty and keeping no se
crets, so then they start telling each other their secrets, and she admits that she performed oral sex on her dog once, and then that complicates her marriage and her family relationships.
Yeah. I bet whatever you thought up, it was nowhere near the fucking shitty realisation of a romantic comedy/bestiality film. Oral sex on a dog is the complication of this narrative. Someone wrote this hideous story. Some fucking retard named Bobcat Goldthwait. He also directed the movie. The fuck? How is this movie even getting a release? There are so many questions I need answers to. Like why would anyone intentionally finance a movie about a woman blowing off a dog? Or why anyone would want to be in this inevitable disaster? Or why anyone would name their child Bobcat. For fuck's sake.
Has the whole world gone insane!? Does anyone think bestiality is funny, or even in the least bit cinematic? Nothing justifies it's existence. It makes me sick.
I don't feel like talking about this movie anymore. What a fucking piece of shit.
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Bobcat Goldthwait, you cuntington!
Sleeping Dogs Lie - Roadside Attractions and Samuel Goldwyn Films
Anticipation Level: Stay unreleased. Please!
Look out for: All the laughable accolades at the end of the trailer. Official Selection at Sundance? What the fuck is that all about!?
US Release date: 29th September, 2006.
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posted by Ryan at 1:47 pm
1 Comments:
Wow, a lot of Bobcat supporters. Sheesh.
I haven't responded to you guys because, well frankly, I never came back to check on the comments because I never thought anyone actually read this blog.
I can hear what you're saying. How can I judge a movie from its trailer. Yeah yeah, I know, it's an imperfect reasoning. But trailers are representatives of their respective films, and that's what I'm going by. Bad trailers don't spell bad movies, but in this case, it's gonna need a hell of a lot of redemption.
If you think I'm one to boycot a movie because I hate a director or writer or simply the trailer, you're wrong. If and when I see the actual movie, which might take a while, and I enjoy it, I'll definately make acknowledgement of that fact.
And to the dumbass that tried to use the fact that I'm Australian to prove I don't know anything on the subject, with an industry based on media, it doesnt matter where you live, you still get the same thing everyone else gets. In fact, an outside perspective is usually a more valued resource. So shove it, freak.
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