The Month That Was - October, 2006
There were 20 trailers reviewed in the last month.
Of that 20:
Nine reviews were POSITIVE.
Eleven were NEGATIVE.
Positive - 13 (Tzameti), Calvaire, Deliver Us From Evil, Babel, The Good Shepherd, Harsh Times, Requiem, Blood Diamond, Deja Vu.
Negative - Waltzing Anna, Fast Food Nation, The Amateurs, Sweet Land, Codename: The Cleaner, We Are Marshall, ...So Goes the Nation, El Cortex, Surf's Up, Deck the Halls, So Much, So Fast.
Three were rated a HIGH anticipation level.
Two were rated a MEDIUM-HIGH anticipation level.
Three were rated a MEDIUM anticipation level.
Three were rated a LOW-MEDIUM anticipation level.
Six were rated a LOW anticipation level.
Two were rated a STAY UNRELEASED anticipation level.
One was rated a STAY UNRELEASED. PLEASE! anticipation level.
Best of the Month - Calvaire.
Runners Up: Harsh Times, 13 (Tzameti).
The Bobcat Goldthwaite Dishonour Award (Worst of the Month) – Codename: The Cleaner.
Runners Up: Waltzing Anna, Deck the Halls.
Most Generic – Deck the Halls
Runners Up: Codename: The Cleaner, Sweet Land.
Most Original – 13 (Tzameti)
Runners Up: Calvaire, Deja Vu.
Most Anticipated Film – Calvaire
Least Anticipated Film – Codename: The Cleaner.
A Word from Ryan: Well, November 2006 marks the first year anniversary of the conception of this blog, but if you check the archives, you'll find a shambled, lost and frightened imitation of the blog that exists today. To be honest, it really doesn't seem like that long ago.
I suppose in retrospect, I should have deleted all those worthless posts from yesteryear, but then again, I enjoy being able to reminisce on the evolution of my blog, like staring at billions of years worth of cross sectioned rock, every layer representing a different stage of the existence of the earth's crust, or in this case, each lousy addition I choose to put into the daily review template.
Speaking of which, October was a super exciting year for The Hollywood Slump. I got a Site Meter gauge, which is located at the very bottom of the main page. And using this tool, I can now reveal that my blog attracts 6 visits a week, not including myself (because we all know how much I love reading my own punchy slurs). And I also now know that you guys stay on the main page for a whopping average of 29 seconds. That's enough to realise I'm reviewing some trailer for a shitty independent movie that came out 4 weeks ago and noone is ever likely to have heard of, and then click onto Youtube to watch clips of the last exciting episode of Smallville. Fascists.
Anyway, to all six of you, stay loyal. And tell your friends.
Tell them I think they're ugly.
Ciao, Ryan *kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug*
Of that 20:
Nine reviews were POSITIVE.
Eleven were NEGATIVE.
Positive - 13 (Tzameti), Calvaire, Deliver Us From Evil, Babel, The Good Shepherd, Harsh Times, Requiem, Blood Diamond, Deja Vu.
Negative - Waltzing Anna, Fast Food Nation, The Amateurs, Sweet Land, Codename: The Cleaner, We Are Marshall, ...So Goes the Nation, El Cortex, Surf's Up, Deck the Halls, So Much, So Fast.
Three were rated a HIGH anticipation level.
Two were rated a MEDIUM-HIGH anticipation level.
Three were rated a MEDIUM anticipation level.
Three were rated a LOW-MEDIUM anticipation level.
Six were rated a LOW anticipation level.
Two were rated a STAY UNRELEASED anticipation level.
One was rated a STAY UNRELEASED. PLEASE! anticipation level.
Best of the Month - Calvaire.
Runners Up: Harsh Times, 13 (Tzameti).
The Bobcat Goldthwaite Dishonour Award (Worst of the Month) – Codename: The Cleaner.
Runners Up: Waltzing Anna, Deck the Halls.
Most Generic – Deck the Halls
Runners Up: Codename: The Cleaner, Sweet Land.
Most Original – 13 (Tzameti)
Runners Up: Calvaire, Deja Vu.
Most Anticipated Film – Calvaire
Least Anticipated Film – Codename: The Cleaner.
A Word from Ryan: Well, November 2006 marks the first year anniversary of the conception of this blog, but if you check the archives, you'll find a shambled, lost and frightened imitation of the blog that exists today. To be honest, it really doesn't seem like that long ago.
I suppose in retrospect, I should have deleted all those worthless posts from yesteryear, but then again, I enjoy being able to reminisce on the evolution of my blog, like staring at billions of years worth of cross sectioned rock, every layer representing a different stage of the existence of the earth's crust, or in this case, each lousy addition I choose to put into the daily review template.
Speaking of which, October was a super exciting year for The Hollywood Slump. I got a Site Meter gauge, which is located at the very bottom of the main page. And using this tool, I can now reveal that my blog attracts 6 visits a week, not including myself (because we all know how much I love reading my own punchy slurs). And I also now know that you guys stay on the main page for a whopping average of 29 seconds. That's enough to realise I'm reviewing some trailer for a shitty independent movie that came out 4 weeks ago and noone is ever likely to have heard of, and then click onto Youtube to watch clips of the last exciting episode of Smallville. Fascists.
Anyway, to all six of you, stay loyal. And tell your friends.
Tell them I think they're ugly.
Ciao, Ryan *kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug*
posted by Ryan at 4:00 pm
1 Comments:
"Anyway, to all six of you, stay loyal. And tell your friends.
Tell them I think they're ugly.
Ciao, Ryan *kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug"
>.< Can i have more than just a kiss /sleazyphace. After three years of knowing you, you deserve to know that I love you. You're the best.
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