More Like 'Sweet BLAND'!!! hehehe he he

'Swear to god, Sweet Land has THE most boring trailer I've ever seen.
No contest.
Actually, there probably have been worse, but that possibility makes no excuses for a long, slow trailer exhausted from its own tedium. Even writing about it is nullifying my brain and making me lethargic. In fact, I'm so nullified by the Sweet Land trailer I'm not even sure if the word 'nullify' means what I think it means, and am too drained to Google it to find out.
I'm so bored of this film that I'm just going to write about some little tidbits I find exciting and interesting to stimulate my mind. Fuck Sweet Land. As if you wanted to know about it anyway. And I in no way intend to talk about the movie any further.

Well, Uwe Boll has announced his next project after the release of his 15 other upcoming films adapted from video games. Bloodrayne 2! This time Kristanna Loken will be topless in the Wild West, not Transylvania. Being a gigantic Boll fan, I'm completely overjoyed that he's finally started a franchise to call his own. Here's hoping for a third!!!

The Departed and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning were released in US theatres this weekend, and the big question anybody who're anybodies are asking is for whom do the spoils of the box office belong to. I tell you what, if The Departed doesn't get #1 spot, I'm going to be severely disappointed and depressed in North American demographics. Not that I hold them in the highest regard as it is. Hopefully my faith is rewarded.
If TTCM:TB triumphs, it would be the biggest blow to Martin Scorsese since every subsequent year he got snubbed at the Oscars. (Dances With Wolves won over Goodfellas... It happened!) It's enough to bring you to your knees and cry in a parallel position to two podiums carrying symbols of the crucifix and a wheat field.


Too specific? Damn you, Sweet Land.
What else? Ohh yeah, I watched Troll 2 for the first time last night, a movie that frequently and often on a daily basis, tops IMDb's Bottom 100 list. And yeah, it really is that bad, but surprisingly one of the most entertaining movies you could possibly hope for given the subject matter. Two thumbs way up.

Is it just me, or is Ludacris' acting career blossoming too efficiently? He's a rapper. A rapper turned actor. An actor who raps. A rapping actor! For christ's sake! He's in so many high profile movies, including Crash (which was a completely underwhelming, undeserving and undistinguished selection for 2005's Best Picture). Someone needs to seperate the rapping world from the acting world. When your ending credits contain individuals with singular names, you know you've gotta take some action.
By the way, Ludacris isn't in Sweet Land. That would add too much variation in the rigid community that resides on the sweet sweet land in Sweet Land.

Personally, I don't see what's so sweet about it. It's mostly barren, and sometimes charred crops and one shitty house, which must be like a convent or a parish or something, because there's priests and nuns alike hitting around a baseball smack dab in the middle of this boring as fuck trailer. Not to mention the absolute racism that runs rife throughout the farm. God forbid a lady should be German, it's probably best you exile her from your Sweet Land. Oh god, I'm talking about the movie! I better stop now.

Sweet Land - Libero
Anticipation Level: Low.
Look out for: Ha. Haha. Funny.
US Release date: 13th October, 2006.
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